WATCH: Pelosi Blows It In Final Speech As Speaker

Nancy Pelosi blew it…

Actually, if she blew into a breathalyzer, you have to wonder if alarm bells would go off.

Is she just constantly sauced all the time?

Or have her mental faculties left her?

It’s one of those two, right?

Perhaps that’s why people are posting memes like this:

Oh, now I see! #Pelosi#Vodka#DayDrinking pic.twitter.com/9C5bDtBw7T

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) December 23, 2022

And of course her famous (or is that infamous) “Sunday morning” interview:

"Good morning…Sunday morning…."#NancyPelosi #DrunkAsASkunk pic.twitter.com/dd5aAml727

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) December 23, 2022

Well, here’s the latest.

In what is likely her final speech as Speaker, Benny Johnson says she appears tipsy.

It’s hard to disagree, as she just wished everyone a ‘Happy Schwanza!”

Oh my….

Watch here:

As Tipsy Nancy Pelosi’s last House speech as Speaker, she wants to wish you and yours a "Happy Shwanza!”

pic.twitter.com/XfCcLjdh6s

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) December 23, 2022

Meanwhile, remember this Clown Show?

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1606110816540819457

And on an even more serious note, how about this now being unveiled?

You can run from the truth, but it will eventually catch up to you:

Pelosi's Jan. 6 story unravels as evidence mounts that Capitol breach was preventable https://t.co/e0ccgc5bJv via @JustTheNews

— Tom Fitton (@TomFitton) December 23, 2022

From JustTheNews:

A month after the Jan. 6, 2021 Capitol riot, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi deflected any suggestion she or her staff could have influenced the security that failed that day when the Capitol building was breached. “I have no power over the Capitol Police,” she declared.

Two years later, that claim is directly challenged by contemporaneous text and email messages made public by five House Republicans showing her staff had direct contact with the officials who planned the security and even edited some of the plans and notifications in the fateful days before tragedy struck.

The revelations, released Wednesday in a House GOP report obtained by Just the News, are prompting serious questions about whether the Jan. 6 Capitol breach could have been prevented while creating a new push for Republicans to summon Pelosi for testimony after they take over the House next month

“January 6 should have never happened,” Rep. Troy Nehls (R-Texas), one of the authors of the report, told Just the News on Wednesday night.

“The reason there wasn’t a proper security presence on that day goes right to the Speaker’s staff and the Speaker’s office,” added Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio), the soon-to-be-chairman of the House Judiciary Committee:

The Republican report — which also included the work of Reps. Jim Banks (R-Ind.), Rodney Davis (R-Ill.) and Kelly Armstrong — provided a meticulous, fact-based recounting of how Pelosi’s staff began meeting and communicating with security planners in the House Sergeant at Arms office in early December 2020, continuing all the way through the final 48 hours before the attacks.

Those communications were occurring as Capitol Police began receiving detailed intelligence that extremist groups were discussing storming the Capitol, attacking lawmakers, targeting the tunnels beneath the complex and blocking the planned certification of the 2020 election results.

Capitol Police whistleblowers told the congressmen there were ample and detailed warnings that violence would occur on Jan. 6, but the leadership of the Capitol Police failed to adjust the security plan to address the threat while the political leadership in Congress repeatedly refused to provide resources to secure the building.

One officer discussed how he went to the Capitol unaware of the threat assessment with only a police cap as his equipment. Others revealed that congressional security leaders turned down resources like armed officers or National Guard troops ahead of the tragedy because of concerns about the political optics.

The $600 million-a-year Capitol Police “was set up to fail, and there have been scant signs of progress toward addressing these weaknesses” since the attack, the lawmakers warned.

While the mainstream news media and Democrats have suggested Pelosi and congressional leaders were not to blame for the security failures, internal messages of House security planners pointedly slammed Pelosi and her congressional appropriators for failing to provide the resources needed to secure the building.

After Pelosi forced House Sergeant at Arms Paul Irving to resign following the devastating events of Jan. 6, for instance, a staffer in the House Sergeant at Arms office sent a stinging email suggesting the Democratic leadership had made Irving and Capitol Police Chief Steve Sund the fall guys to cover up the failure of lawmakers to provided adequate security resources.

“For the Speaker’s knee-jerk reaction to yesterday’s unprecedented event (and God knows how Congress lives for its knee-jerk reactions and to hell with future consequences … ). to immediately call for your resignation … after you have been denied again and again by Appropriations for proper security outfitting of the Capitol (and I WROTE several of those testimonies, dangit) … and to blame you personally because our department was doing the best they could with what they had and our comparatively small department size and limited officer resources … and because other agencies stepped in to assist just a fraction too late … again, for Congress to demand your resignation is spectacularly unjust, unfair, and unwarranted,” the staffer wrote Irving, according to the email included in the report.

“This is not your fault,” the staffer added. “Or Sund’s fault. If anything, Appropriations should be hung out to dry.”

​The new report also corroborated prior reporting by Just the News that Capitol Police began receiving specific warnings in mid-December that there could be significant violence planned against the Capitol and lawmakers by protesters planning to attend the certification of the 2020 election results.

“Prior to that day, the U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) had obtained sufficient information from an array of channels to anticipate and prepare for the violence that occurred,” the report noted.

The Capitol Police issued a statement Wednesday night that did not challenge any of the findings of the report, but rather vowed to accelerate changes to improve security.

“For nearly two years our officers, officials and civilian employees have been working around the clock to address many of these findings and similar findings from a series of post January 6 reviews we value everyone’s input and we are confident the U.S. Capitol Complex is more secure because of the hard work of our brave men and women and because of the resources provided by the Congress to turn recommendations into results,” the department said.

Pelosi’s office did not respond to a request for comment.

Banks said the GOP report helps counter a Democrat narrative that ignored security failures by police and political leadership, he said.

“Our report exposes the partisanship, incompetence and indifference that led to the disaster on January 6 and the leading role Speaker Pelosi and her office played in the security failure at the Capitol,” he said. “Unlike the sham January 6th Committee, House Republicans produced a useful report that will keep Capitol and USCP officers safe with no subpoena power and no budget.”

The report does not sugarcoat the behavior of pro-Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol.

“On January 6, 2021, criminal rioters assaulted police officers, broke into the U.S. Capitol, damaged property, and temporarily interfered with the certification of states’ presidential and vice presidential electors at the Joint Session of Congress — a typically pro forma event,” it noted.

I can’t wrap this up without a walk down memory lane to revisit some of her “best” moments.

It’s hard to pick a highlight (or would that be low-light) of favorite moments of Nancy Pelosi at the podium…

There are so many!

She’s just had a new one, but before we get to that I thought we’d take a brief walk down memory lane.

I’m not sure I can pick a favorite, but here’s my Mt. Rushmore of 4 options.

First we have this iconic moment from just a few days ago, where Nancy Pelosi literally re-enacted a skit from Chappelle’s Show almost verbatim:

WATCH: Pelosi Response To Insider Trading Allegations Is A Literal Chappelle Skit!

Going to be hard to beat that, an instant classic.

This next one is just plain indecipherable, but you can try:

Can Anyone Figure Out What Nancy Pelosi Is Talking About Here?

Then we have the stroke/glitch moment:

PELOSI: Stroke or Another Glitch? You Decide…

And probably my favorite one if I really had to pick...it was the moment Nancy Pelosi "rebooted" on live TV.

"Good morning, Sunday morning..."

FLASHBACK: The Classic Moment When the Pelosi-bot Malfunctioned on Live TV….

Well, now we have a new one to add to the archives.

Here is Nancy Pelosi literally talking about how digging a hole deep enough would lead to China and because of that she's always had a connection with them.

Wait, what?

Just watch here:

NANCY PELOSI: "When I was a little girl, I was told at the beach if I dug a hole deep enough we would reach China. So we've always felt a connection there."#Pelosi #China#USA pic.twitter.com/bK072M1vk3

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) August 6, 2022

But hey, it's nice to see Nancy standing in front of an American flag.

Kind of.

Actually....I don't really know what that thing is, but that is not an American flag like I've ever seen before.

What is that abomination, Nancy?