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Joe Biden: “We’re Beet Farmers This Year!”


I’ve listened to this clip a dozen times and I still can’t figure out what this braindead lame is saying…

But I know he looks super pissed.

As Benny asks below, is he having an aneurysm?

Or just displaying his true evil?

Or is this the dementia anger?

No clue on any of that, but the bigger question is what is he trying to say?

And why is he shaking violently?

Here are the options I’ve come up with so far:

We beat farmers this year…

We’re beet farmers this year…

We beat pharma this year…

We beat Farva this year…

I have no idea who beat who, but I know this:  IT MATTERS!


Just watch here:

This one might be worse than Merfin and Ruthers…

Remembe that?

MUMBLER IN CHIEF: Biden Stumbles Through Another Speech, Refers To “Merfin and Ruthers”

“Finkle and Einhorn, Einhorn and Finkle… it together….somehow!”

Ah, the great duos of all time.




…..Merfin and Ruthers…..?

Yeah, I don’t know who they are either, but Joe Biden today in a long, mumbling, meandering “speech” claimed he was “as determined as Merfin and Ruthers” to get something done.

Oh my.

Watch here and see if you can figure it out:

Yeah, I don’t know.

There does not appear to be anyone even remotely close to the names of Merfin or Ruthers anywhere on Biden’s (fake) cabinet.

The best anyone has come up with is that “Merfin” was a reference to Merrick Garland, which I guess in Biden-speak is kind of close.

Someone then posted the subtitles to clear up the confusion:

Oh my goodness, I can’t stop laughing!

It only got better from there….

Reading some of the replies, these were my favorite.

Merfin and Ruthers?  One guy thinks they played for the 85 Bears:

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This next one seems appropriate in light of Prince Philip’s long-awaited death:

And kudos to BevJoy for correcting the record on this one:

You can watch the full video here if you want more “context”:


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