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Mitt Romney Has Joined The “Black Eye Club”


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What is it they say….

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is……?

And how about a dozen or two dozen?

No, I’m not talking about the Clinton Kill List.

I’m talking about the “Black Eye Club”.

Many of you have probably heard of this, but in case you haven’t get ready for your mind to be blown.

How many adults have you known in your life that have ever suffered a black eye?

A really bad one….a huge black and blue shiner?

Me?

None, personally.

I have never rolled into work and saw Hank in the office next door suddenly have a huge black eye on Wednesday morning.

But for powerful political people and celebrities?

It happens all the time!

Strange, don’t you think?

Just take a quick look, and I think you’ll be shocked:

https://twitter.com/ihatematt/status/1121941782940606465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1121941782940606465%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdeplorablefeed.com%2Fwhy-do-so-many-politicians-and-celebrities-have-black-eyes%2F

Why is it always the LEFT eye?

And the same exact spot?

https://twitter.com/MunkeyPilot/status/1306978567159508992

https://twitter.com/soldav4/status/1326060059814752256

Last year, I brought you the newest inductee….

U.S. Supreme Court CHIEF Justice, John Roberts.

Just a HUGE coincidence, I’m sure:

https://twitter.com/Starsns44130411/status/1282055873901322246

https://twitter.com/17SpaceForce17/status/1324474530170052608

https://twitter.com/AJ_Patriot4Life/status/1280688306012000259

https://twitter.com/RussellPost/status/1291166767025455111

https://twitter.com/Kojak1776/status/1280829305006800898

https://twitter.com/RussellPost/status/1290499649082494979

And today?

In March of 2021?

I bring you the newest member…..none other than Mittens Romney!

The Hell you say!

Take a look:

https://twitter.com/WayneDupreeShow/status/1366546040233558020

https://twitter.com/NetworksManager/status/1366613249454669827

Are these people just the most clumsy, uncoordinated people in the whole world?

Or something more going on?

From the NY Post, here is the “official” story:

Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with “a lot of stitches” and a black eye.

“I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I’m doing better,” Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night.

The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured.

With noticeable bruising under his right eye, Romney infused some humor into the situation.

“I went to CPAC, that was a problem,” the Republican lawmaker joked, referring to the Conservative Political Action Conference that ended Sunday.

Romney was not invited to the marquee event after receiving backlash over his vote to impeach ex-President Donald Trump.

Asked how many stitches he received, Romney claimed he was not sure.

“A lot of stitches. I don’t know how many. I asked the doctor how many stitches and she said, ‘I don’t know,’ but it’s all through my eyebrow and my lip.”

 

 

 

Now I told you I wasn’t going to draw any conclusions…and I’m not.

I don’t know what is going on, I really don’t.

But I DO know when something is not right, and I will say that….this is not right.

And this is not a coincidence.

Even The Sun has even noticed the trend and had this to say (sure, it’s all just “NUTTY”):

NUTTY conspiracy theorists have claimed celebrities with black left eyes are marking themselves out as members of the ILLUMINATI.

Actors, musicians, politicians, and even the Pope have all been snapped with shiners recently – sparking claims they are members of a secret society.

Conspiracy theorists claim Illuminati recruits are forced to ‘eat pain’ during high-level initiation rituals.

They claim bruised left eyes – known as ‘Illuminati shiners’ are marks given to those who have scaled their way to the top of the sinister organisation.

Radio host Sherry Shriner – who wrote ‘Interview With The Devil’ – said: “You cannot be on TV now, without signing on the dotted line.

“The bizarre recurrence of facial bruises on Illuminati politicians and entertainers has resulted in speculation that their souls have been replaced in a satanic ritual called ‘soul scalping’”.

Shriner, who died last year, claimed all of the world’s leaders have been soul-scalped.

She also claimed to have been able to speak to the devil.

Among the celebs to have sported black eyes over the years are Adam Sandler, Prince Philip, George W Bush, and Liz Hurley.

Prince Andrew showed off one in 2017, while Prince Phillip reportedly “woke up” with one one morning in 2013.

Gossip columnist Perez Hilton claimed a black eye was given to him by Polo Molina – the manager of the Black-Eyed Peas.

Pope Francis had a bad eye cut last year, which he attributed to an accident in the ‘Pope-mobile’.

And George W Bush claimed he had been hit in the face by a microphone stand during a speech.

And I have to end with this.

Because this is the perfect ending….

https://twitter.com/MstrDebator/status/1288487213534261249

Yup.

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Bingo.

And THAT is why they hate him.

He’s not in their “club”.

They don’t control him.

Period.



 

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