This guy has had some real bad goofs, but now we’re moving into the arena of just plain slurred speech.
Actually, you know what this looks like to me?
Can you see the way he’s basically screaming?
How his words are coming out faster than his mouth can keep up to really articulate them?
My personal theory is they’ve got him hyped up on some sort of amphetamine to get him really animated at these events and they’ve got the dose turned up too high.
So you get this.
Watch as Biden pledges to mobilize “Trunalimunumaprzure”:
Say what Joe?
What was that again?
Oh, no worry.
CNN could decipher it just fine somehow.
Here’s what their transcript says:
Look, I’ll do what he’s unable to do. I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true international pressure, isolate and punish China. Folks, we’ve lost more manufacturing jobs in Pennsylvania and across the country than any time in recent history.
Is that what YOU hear?
BIDEN: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.”
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) October 30, 2020
Oh and in case you want to hear the whole thing “in context” feel free.
Here’s the full event:
We’re not hiding anything.
Except Hiden Biden.