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NotTheBee: Zelensky Depressed That No One Brings Him Breakfast

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I wanted to clarify this is NOT satire…

This is NOT the Babyloon Bee…

Sadly this is real news.

Yes, good old Vlad Zelensky or Zelenskyy or however he is choosing to spell his name these days is making news lamenting that quote: “no one brings me breakfast”.

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You can’t make this stuff up!

Watch here on Rumble:

Just stunning…

But the ClownShow continues.

Here he is accepting an Oscar Award from Sean Penn.

Actually…as Jenna Ellis points out, this one seems accurate:

Backup here:

Just last week he made headlines shooting a Netflix show:

Zelensky Takes Time Off From WW3 To Shoot a Netflix Show!

What do you do when you’re engaged in World War 3, allegedly under siege by Russia, and spending billions of dollars a day on the war?

Naturally, you take a break and go on Letterman.

Are you kidding me?

Sadly not.

This is real folks.

And as for Letterman, I’m on record as saying I like him.

He’s the last Late Night host who was genuinely funny.

And that’s all I’ll say for Letterman right now.

But for real, check this out…in the middle of a war?

Is anyone buying this nonsense anymore?

Watch:

https://twitter.com/viren56002/status/1588734382722125827

Another:

Hey, they’ve even got a studio audience, how nice!

https://twitter.com/CanadianKitty1/status/1588565300576153601

Meanwhile, Ukraine reportedly sits without basic electricity:

https://twitter.com/Legitscrutiny1/status/1588946111481655298

I have a feeling the Zelensky con will not persist much longer…

This may be the final straw:

I miss the gold old days when David Letterman and Norm Macdonald would hang out and it would be genuinely funny.

Here’s what The Hollywood Reporter had to say:

Letterman recently traveled to Kyiv to interview Zelensky as the president leads his country’s efforts to turn back the Russian invasion of Ukraine. The fighting between the two nations is in its 10th month.

The interview will run as a stand-alone episode of My Next Guest Needs No Introduction before the end of the year (a specific date hasn’t been set). The interview will be the show’s first with an active head of state; Letterman interviewed former U.S. President Barack Obama in My Next Guest’s first episode in 2018.

Zelensky is a former comedian and TV star himself, having played the lead role in a comedy series called Servant of the People — about a history teacher who is elected president of Ukraine — before running in and winning the 2019 presidential election.

My Next Guest Needs No Introduction features longform interviews between Letterman and a guest. The show’s four seasons and 24 episodes have featured the likes of Will Smith, Tina Fey, Kim Kardashian, Lizzo, Howard Stern and Malala Yousafzai, among others. There’s no word yet on a fifth season.

This isn’t even the first time he’s done something like this.

Remember when he took time off from the war to ring the opening bell for the stock market?

Yes, really:

Zelensky Rings The Opening Bell At The NYSE?

Shakespeare once said: “All the world’s a stage.”

And he may have been prophetic, on account of the fact it feels like we are watching a movie.

After all, how else do you explain this?

You might think that’s the Babylon Bee and it’s satire, but you’d be wrong.

“Not The Bee” is hard news.

Yes, folks, a man allegedly at war with Russia for over 6 months fighting for his life had enough time and resources to Zoom call the NYSE and ring the opening bell.

Are you freaking kidding me?

A true insult to our intelligence…

Watch here:

Still don’t believe it?

Covered by MarketWatch:

MarketWatch reports he just needs to raise more funds to win the war and increase investment in the Ukraine:

That was Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky, making remarks as he — virtually — rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange on Tuesday. Zelensky used the platform to kick off a promotional campaign called “Advantage Ukraine.”

Russia invaded Ukraine on Feb. 23. Fighting continues in the south and east of Ukraine more than six months later, with Ukraine defying expectations for a quick defeat. Billions in aid and weapons from Western nations have flowed into the country. Western powers have hit Moscow with sweeping sanctions in an effort to isolate its economy.

Really bro?

Hasn’t the U.S. given you like 130 BILLION dollars?

For real, I think that’s the number.

That’s still not enough?

Where is all this money going?

The Hill had more details:

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky virtually rang the opening bell of the New York Stock Exchange on Tuesday as he asked investors to support Ukraine in national projects and in its defense against the ongoing Russian invasion.

Zelensky officially signaled the market was open for the day as he pitched to investors on the world’s largest stock exchange, requesting they support his promotional campaign looking to attract investors to the nation’s projects.

“We have united the whole world around our struggle for freedom, we are liberating Ukrainian territory from the Russian army,” Zelensky said. “We are giving you and your companies the opportunity to work with us.
“Invest in Ukraine — this will be your victory,” the Ukrainian president added.

The program, Advantage Ukraine, comprises a wide array of projects seeking financial investors, including for national defense, infrastructure, natural resources and in the pharmaceutical industry. It’s part of Ukraine’s push to rebuild the nation, establish a stronger corporate network and attract foreign investors.

Advantage Ukraine has already won over key investors, including Microsoft and Google parent company Alphabet.
Sundar Pichai, the CEO of Alphabet, expressed support Tuesday for “the launch of Advantage Ukraine and the positive vision it lays out for Ukraine’s economic future.”
“As we continue to help support Ukraine through our platforms and tools — and counter dangerous misinformation online — it’s important that we also support Ukrainian businesses working to sustain and grow their economy,” Pichai said in a statement.

The good news?

Not everyone is buying it.

In fact, many people are calling out the absurdity:

https://twitter.com/ChadWagers/status/1567183881991856130

Can anyone explain this next one?

Why Do George Soros and Vlad Zelensky Look Nearly Identical?

It’s time for a deep dive investigation…

Here’s the topic:

https://twitter.com/annbarnett847/status/1589664663653842948

I mean, come on folks, t he resemblance is uncanny…

Nearly a perfect representation!

Just a coincidence or more to the story?

Let’s dig in…

Well, we start by finding out this is not the first time the question has been raised.

In fact, allegations have circulated for a while now that the two are cousins:

Quote: “I can’t unsee it”:

One more:

Here’s what other people are saying:

https://twitter.com/Bronson00471184/status/1512782185329135621

https://twitter.com/antonio_catta/status/1512723878002499590

And don’t forget about this:

https://twitter.com/Miguel18011505/status/1512222268335992833

Ok, so what’s the truth?

Is it true?

The short answer is: I don’t know.

Just because pictures may look similar does not mean you can leap to that conclusion.

But I did notice a few very interesting things.

First, I looked at the “professional fact checkers”.

You know, the ones who are all too happy to tell you that anything possibly bad for the Elites is “fake news”.

Thank God we have the fact-checkers!

I’m always interested in what they have to say, mainly because I have found they are a fairly excellent gauge of the truth.

No, that’s not sarcasm.

What I mean by that is whenever they rush out en masse to “fact check” something, it usually means that something is true.

But that’s just my opinion.

You can draw your own conclusions and I’m happy to share the results of their “fact checks” here in this article so everyone can make up their own minds.

That’s what we do here.

Ok, so here’s something really interesting I noticed about the first couple of “fact checks” I saw…

It’s one of their oldest tricks.

They don’t fact check the underlying claim (in this case, are Zelensky and Soros cousins?) they fact check a derivative of the claim.

Let me explain…

Here’s the “Fact Check” from CheckYourFact, whatever that is:

Notice how all the emphasis is on whether a Pentagon Official made the claim?

That’s a TOTALLY different “fact check” than whether the two are actually cousins.

See how deceptive they are?

And of course the end-result of the “fact check” is that it’s “Not True”!

False!

Nothing to see here people, please disperse!  Please disperse!

Crickets about whether or not they are actually related.

Interesting…

Reuters did a similar “fact check” about the anonymous Pentagon official although they added one line to say they could find no evidence the two are cousins (NOTE: they don’t say they confirmed they’re not related):

Social media users claim the Pentagon released a statement saying that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy is a cousin of George Soros.

Examples can be seen (here) and (here).

The text in one post reads: “Volodymyr Zelensky is a cousin of George Soros. Pentagon official says.”

No such statement exists on the website of the U.S. Department of Defense (www.defense.gov/News/releases/ ) or its social media accounts (twitter.com/DeptofDefense , www.facebook.com/DeptofDefense , here ).

A spokesperson for the Office of the Secretary of Defense confirmed to Reuters via email the office had not released any such statement.

Reuters found no evidence that Soros and Zelenskiy are cousins.

One final “fact check” came from PolitiFact.

Have I mentioned how lucky we are to have the “fact checkers”?

Don’t know where we’d be without them.

Now, here’s what I found really interesting about the PolitiFact “fact check”…

First, they address the question head on, no BS about the anonymous Pentagon Official, but it was this section I found pretty hilarious:

They quote to a 2020 interview with Zelensky where he claims to “not be familiar with a person named Soros.”

Are you kidding me?

I mean, really, is that a joke?

Is this the Babylon Bee?

Does Zelensky really expect anyone to believe he is the President of Ukraine and he has never heard of George Soros?

You’re a player on the world stage and you’ve never even heard of George Soros?

And who says “a person named Soros” anyway?

What a weird way to phrase it.

I mean, that’s just not even a good lie.

So now let’s sum everything up….

We have two “fact checks” claiming the rumor is false, but not the underlying claim….just claiming that no anonymous Pentagon official ever made this statement.

Ok.

And then we have a third “fact check” where Zelensky hilariously says “I’m not familiar with a person named Soros.”

Oh, ok then!

Our mistake!

I bet he’s never heard of Bill Gates or Joe Biden or Anthony Fraudci either, right?

Right.

So there you go.

There’s your Fact Check.

We report, you decide.

I’d love to hear your thoughts.

Vote in the poll below and drop a comment in the comments section and let’s see what everyone thinks…

Oh, and did you know this?

Here’s what the MSM won’t tell you…but we will:

FACT-CHECK: Is Zelensky Is “New World Order”?

Well, this is disappointing but it must be printed.

I’ve been warning you all for weeks: DO NOT TRUST THE MSM!

Any time the MSM is pushing a single narrative, you know it’s probably disinformation.

In other words: Fake News!

And the Fakest of all News recently has been President Zelensky of the Ukraine as a white hat good guy.

It appears nothing could be farther from the truth.

Earlier this week we covered this:

Are Russian Airstrikes Targeting U.S. Bio-Weapons Labs in Ukraine?

And I've given you my in-depth thoughts on Russia/Ukraine here:

Are Russian Airstrikes Targeting U.S. Bio-Weapons Labs in Ukraine?

Now I want to take a moment to focus on Zelensky himself...

Something about him has never sat right with me.

I think it started when they used his phone call with President Trump as the basis for the first phony impeachment.

NOT an accident, trust me.

This Deep State stooge was hand-selected to play a role.

But now let's dig deeper...

Is he Deep State?

Well, he certainly supports the New World Order and all their Demonic, Luciferian symbolism.

Just take a look at this:

Wow.

Ok, how many Masonic symbols can we find in one image

You have the 666 ("ok") symbol...

Then you have the Devil Horns...

Then you have the "V" which is symbolic of the Devil...

And finally you have about a million "one eye" images.

The all-seeing eye.

The Eye of Horus.

Evil.

Demonic.

All just coincidences that he keeps posing like that, I'm sure.

Maybe he just has a lot of eye problems?

Maybe he always wanted to be an Eye Doctor?

Right.

But I'm not the only one catching on.

There are MANY people seeing it and commenting to expose him.

Take a look:

https://twitter.com/InAMadWorld111/status/1500944567201411080

https://twitter.com/leebee999/status/1500817086423121929

https://twitter.com/RealTruth_Anon/status/1500043281937272834

NWO:

666:

https://twitter.com/Prole53/status/1498776821399269377

Devil horns:

Maybe Putin isn't the bad guy the MSM says he is?

Not a group I want to be associated with!

https://twitter.com/TruthPiggy/status/1500595857120448522

More here:

NATIONAL POLL: Should Fauci Be Prosecuted For LYING To Congress?

And remember this?

The bribery and threats?

And we end with a real gem on Rumble:


 

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