You gotta hand it to the Bee, this is some funny stuff!
Sad to say, California used to be my favorite state in the union.
Florida: humid, damp, sticky, unbearable and crocks in every body of water. No thank you.
Arizona: nice but I do like being by beautiful water.
Anything north of the Mason/Dixon line? Too cold.
Texas: not bad, but not a lot of beaches.
At least that was until the liberals truly destroyed the state.
Crime has been legalized to the point where stores no longer open their doors…
Drug use is so rampant you can’t walk down a street without running into strung out druggies, their needles, or homeless people taking a huge Adam Schiff right on the sidewalk!
But sometimes it’s best you just laugh instead of cry, so please enjoy this one (and a big thank you to a reader “Robb” for sending this to me):