No, this isn’t “breaking news”.
I’m not claiming it is.
It may also be the shortest article I’ve ever posted, but perhaps one I’m the most proud of.
I posted this to my Truth Social a while ago, and I wanted to post it here as well…
Here was the post.
🛑 STOP! 🛑
Can we just take a moment to stop and appreciate this is the top result when you Google search “CNN masturbator”.
Imagine back in 2000 being told that CNN would become famous for having a host waking off on video….you wouldn’t have believed it!
We live in incredible times, my friends!
For real, just let that sink in…
From the most trusted name in news, to a guy jerking the chicken live on a Zoom call.
That’s the article.