🚨 BREAKING: Biden Collapses While Riding His Bike 🚨

This is a “breaking” alert, perhaps in more ways that one.

Frail Joe Biden just collapsed while riding his bike.

Yes, I realize this immediately opens up many questions…

Why the hell is he out for a bike ride while the country is imploding?

Is this akin to Nero playing his fiddle while Rome burned?

Feels like it.

Question #2: is he riding his bike because he can’t afford gas?

Question 3: who let Joe out of the basement?

Question 4: will this be his only “event” of the week?

Question 5: why did he face-plant for no reason?

Question 6: any possibility this sudden face-plant was the result of being double vaxxed and boosted?

Question 7: follow up to Question 6 — does anyone TRULY believe Biden got the *real* vaxx and booster?

To wit:

WE WERE RIGHT: Joe Biden’s Booster Jab Was 100% Faked! Fox News Confirms!

But now back to the bike…

Watch Joe go down here:

BREAKING: Joe Biden just fell off his bike in Rehoboth Beach, appears to have crashed into a group of people. He was wearing a helmet. pic.twitter.com/A0dk3J9WXD

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) June 18, 2022

My thoughts exactly:

What is that, like maybe 20 people? That’s more than he has at his rallies! 😂

— LindaKay 🍊🗣 (@LindaKayMMT) June 18, 2022

And how many of those 20 were paid to be there?

All of them?

Another view:

NOW – Biden falls off bike on Delaware ride with Jill.pic.twitter.com/iULl1ieDGS

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) June 18, 2022

Another angle:

BREAKING: Joe Biden has COLLAPSED while riding his bike.

Biden was riding up to "supporters" at his beach town in Delaware and fell face first into the asphalt. pic.twitter.com/mie1plBs47

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 18, 2022

Better angle:

Biden just beefed it on his bike in Delaware pic.twitter.com/eYj2oG0tHJ

— Quoth the Raven (@QTRResearch) June 18, 2022

Biden just beefed it on his bike in Delaware pic.twitter.com/eYj2oG0tHJ

— Quoth the Raven (@QTRResearch) June 18, 2022

We’ll leave it here, with the perfect summary:  THIS MAN IS NOT WELL.

JUST NOW: Joe Biden collapses while riding bike. Look at this picture. This man is not well. pic.twitter.com/cyKzk1buzf

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 18, 2022