Elon Musk Looking For Streetfighters: “There will be blood!”

Elon Musk is going full beast mode.

It would be overwhelming and impossible to most people to run ONE of his companies at a fraction of the quality Elon produces…

But for Elon?

Here’s what’s currently on his plate (just the big stuff):

Running Tesla.

Running SpaceX.

Running The Boring Company.

Buying Twitter.

Fighting (and beating) the SEC.

Exposing pure fraud and mind-control on Twitter.

And now?

Taking on the Clintons:

Elon Musk Sets His Sights On Hillary Clinton: “The Clinton Campaign Hoax!”

To handle it all, Elon went on a Twitter posting spree today asking for applications from "real lawyers"...."hardcore streetfighters" who "actually see the Courtroom" and not those who "thrive on corruption".

Oh my!

Check out the Tweets here:

Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me.

Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability.

justice@tesla.com

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022

My commitment:

- We will never seek victory in a just case against us, even if we will probably win.

- We will never surrender/settle an unjust case against us, even if we will probably lose.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022

Please include links to cases you have tried

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022

Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption.

There will be blood.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022

Folks, it sounds to me like Elon is gearing up for a MUCH bigger fight than just buying Twitter.

I've been saying this for a while to personal friends and family but this is the first time I'm publishing it....my opinion is that Elon Musk is much more involved in the Trump story than anyone realizes.

I think soon his story and Trump's story will connect and combine in many big ways.  I think the SEC corruption will be connected too.  Election fraud will obviously be connected.  I think you will see systems and institutions crumble when all of the corruption is exposed.

And Elon is hiring the legal team to support the "blood" that is coming.

Here are backup screenshots in case the Tweets get taken down:

Also remember this every time Elon gets attacked in the Media...(and more will be coming):

Now I have to leave you with some humor...

In response to Elon's post for applications from top attorneys and asking people to give 3-5 bullet points for why he should hire them, you knew there'd be some wiseguys, right?

These were my favorite -- they actually made me laugh out loud:

1. 3rd fastest runner in my class
2. Have replied to every one of your tweets
3. Can burp the ABC’s
4. Have eaten 19 Oreos in one sitting
5. Can float on my back without a life jacket

— greg (@greg16676935420) May 20, 2022

And this:

My wife's resume:
She has never lost an argument with me in over 43 years. She's a natural for your new team. Her conviction rate is unmatched, yet she always makes me feel like we agreed to an amenable settlement. DM me and I'll put you two together.

— DSol1 (@davesolomon1) May 20, 2022

And this:

• once returned a trousers to tk maxx with no receipt
• successfully argued with my wife that I am allowed to watch x-files (2 episodes) on thursdays
• one time I thought there was a mistake on my gas bill and I called them and there wasn't but I did call

— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) May 20, 2022

And this:

https://twitter.com/SnazzyQ/status/1527750839867015169

And I loved this one -- so true!

Elon if the applicant is wearing these shoes pls do not hire, you will lose every case pic.twitter.com/0MxQAkE0rn

— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) May 20, 2022

Which one did you think was the funniest?