In the latest episode of clown world, we have New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern.
Ardern appeared on national television to update Kiwis on the latest COVID-19 restrictions.
She spoke with Seven Sharp hosts Hilary Barry and Jeremy Wells about New Zealand’s ‘traffic light system’ to designate what freedoms are available.
The traffic light system organizes freedoms for inoculated New Zealanders based on location and it’s color classification.
The system uses red, orange, and green zones.
During her television spot, Ardern confirmed that ‘tinder liaisons’ have reopened for red zones.
And up to 25 people.
We know the code language for ‘tinder liaisons.’
The New Zealand Prime Minister proudly boasted that she’s allowing citizens to conduct orgies of up to 25 people.
yeah, but did your PM go on national television to officially announce that *checks notes* orgies can resume? pic.twitter.com/cG4YyIvEZT
— Calliope Ryder (@callioperyder) December 10, 2021
New Zealand Approves Orgies Of Up To 25 People As Part Of New COVID Rules https://t.co/qCa8Gw1ftG
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) December 14, 2021
To be clear, the New Zealand government is allowing you to bring 24 other people into your bedroom for an orgy.
Since the traffic light system is meant to end lockdowns and enforce vaccine passports, I guess proof of COVID-19 inoculation is required.
Zero Hedge added:
For instance, in Auckland, a major port city in the north of the country’s North Island, lined with superyachts, the metro area is currently classified as a “red” district — meaning Kiwis can engage in everyday essential activities.
Ardern explained on national television, “I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened,” adding, “it’s not strictly embedded in the traffic light system but um, it is a given, up to 25 actually, in a red area.”
So, to clarify, even in a red zone where COVID measures are very restricting (as outlined below), orgies of up to 25 people appear to be legal.
Below are COVID-19 measures for red zones:
While New Zealand churches receive $15,000 fines for defying COVID-19 jab mandates, Jacinda Ardern made sure to approve orgies.
$15,000 Fine? Pastor Will NOT Shut Church or Get Jabhttps://t.co/JBNi5PGSw1#jacindaardern #NewZealand #Kiwi #kiwis #vaccinations #CovidPlanB #COVID19Vic #Covid19UK #CoronavirusUpdates #Corona #VaccineMandate #VaccineMandates #VaccinePassports #VaccinePassport
— Laleh (@LalehAmeri) December 10, 2021
That concludes the latest edition of clown world!