Did we just solve a mystery that has plagued us all year?
Remember when Joe Biden wandered up to the cameras and shouted like a senile old man:
My butt’s been wiped!
The video went viral and nearly everyone heard the same thing:
That Joe Biden admitting that his butt has been wiped…
But by whom?
So what do you hear?
Listen to the clip below:
Laurel or Yanny? pic.twitter.com/JwChf7yRNC
— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) July 25, 2021
Why is he blurting out "My butt's been wiped". https://t.co/NOrEC9ec2v
— Dave Nichols (@xxdalejrxx88) July 25, 2021
If you want to see the whole video…
Well, we’ll post it for you below.
To be clear: it does not make things any better.
In other words, while we’re isolating this specific clip, we’re not taking it out of context.
It makes the most sense that he’s actually talking about his butt being wiped.
“Does immigration need to be in reconciliation?A pathway for citizenship?” @POTUS was asked returning to the White House
“There needs to be a pathway to citizenship whether it needs to be in immigration remains to be seen,” he said (he appeared to mean reconciliation) pic.twitter.com/cDiNoG31h3
— Molly Nagle (@MollyNagle3) July 25, 2021
But some still claimed he didn’t actually say it.
Exactly WHAT he said was unclear even to the doubters, but many challenged that Biden could not possibly have shouted “My Butt’s Been Wiped!”.
Except….what if he did?
And what if now it all makes sense?
Enter what they are calling Poop-Gate….💩
During Biden’s extra long visit with the Pope it’s been reported by many that Biden allegedly pooped his pants at the Vatican.
Yes, for real.
If this is true and if it’s been happening for a while, then it actually makes perfect sense that he would suddenly shout out in a dementia-ridden haze:
“MY BUTT’S BEEN WIPED!”
Rumors have been floating in Rome claim that the livestream was cut off due to the fact Biden pooped his pants!
The word around Rome is that Biden’s meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of an “bathroom accident” at the Vatican & it had to be addressed prior to him leaving.
I know we joke often about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome now.
— Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) October 30, 2021
After the rumor broke out, #PoopypantsBide trended on Twitter.
Take a look:
— Shawn Garrett (@ShawnGarrett92) October 31, 2021
After meeting up with the Pope things got stranger.
Biden then had to participate in a G20 Rome Summit photo shoot and look how awkwardly he stood away from everybody.
— G20 Italy (@g20org) October 30, 2021
— Jewish Deplorable (@TrumpJew2) October 31, 2021
Tending Politics got the scoop too:
On Thursday, the Vatican created a stir by suddenly canceling the live broadcast of President Biden meeting with Pope Francis without providing an explanation. The Holy See has implemented a restrictive media environment, including bans on independent media access in certain areas of the Vatican. As the Washington Post reported on Thursday, the live broadcast was severely restricted.
This is relevant because the limited access for the media that the Vatican has imposed, attributing it to the pandemic, has created an atmosphere where rumors can go flying. The Washington Post account is worth considering before delving into whether or not a Biden ‘bathroom accident’ became an issue at the meeting with the Pope.
Former Nevada GOP Chairwoman Amy Tarkanian then shared an unpleasant rumor that was going around Rome about Biden:
“The word around Rome is that Biden’s meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of an ‘bathroom accident’ at the Vatican & it had to be addressed prior to him leaving,” Tarkanian said. “I know we joke often about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome now.”
Did Biden really soil himself?
Does this explain the old viral clip?
Let us know in the comments section down below.