I wish I were making this up.
Every once in a while, I have to cover these perverted freaks in Hollywood to remind everyone to STOP idolizing them!
Stop giving them your money!
Stop giving them your attention!
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Because many appear to be demonic freaks.
Don’t believe me?
How does “cannibalism” sound to you?
Sounds just fine to some weirdo named “Armie Hammer”.
What kind of a name is that anyway?
That’s not a name that’s a baking product.
Well, Mr. Hammer is into some weird stuff according to the Page Six, not the least of which is cannibalism.
As in, eating human flesh.
How we see Armie Hammer vs. how he sees us pic.twitter.com/xTD5qbjQ9U
— Mélanie (@cachouler) January 15, 2021
everything i learned about armie hammer i learned against my will pic.twitter.com/SdTj6rRAB6
— Dio εїз (@ange1wingz) January 16, 2021
Can’t wait for you guys to yell at me for my Armie Hammer take, which is essentially cannibalism fetish = fine and dandy, consent violations = not great https://t.co/9gqKM6VSHA
— Ej Dickson (@ejdickson) January 16, 2021
And it doesn’t help that he’s seemingly obsessed with bar-be-que.
Here are more details from Page Six:
Hollywood star Armie Hammer loves to barbecue, friends say. His Instagram is full of photos of raw meat, grilled ribs, pigs’ heads and big knives. For one photo of a grill, he posted: “Have you ever seen anything sexier?”
But his hobby made shocking headlines this week when a recent ex-girlfriend revealed how the 34-year-old “Call Me By Your Name” actor fantasized about which of her body parts he’d like to roast and devour.
“He said to me he wants to break my rib and barbecue and eat it,” Courtney Vucekovich exclusively told Page Six.
The claims by Vucekovich, known for creating the “on-demand glam” app Flashd, came days after the revelation of Hammer’s messages about rape fantasies and cannibalism.
In one DM, shared by the anonymous Instagram account @HouseofEffie, Hammer allegedly told a partner he wished to “cut off one of your toes and keep it with me in my pocket so I always had a piece of you in my possession.”
In another, he allegedly described himself as “100 percent a cannibal.”
Hammer’s representative did not answer a request for comment.
This has come as a shock not just to his friends, but his ex-wife Elizabeth Chambers, with whom he is in the midst of an already difficult divorce.
They are both currently on the Cayman Islands, where Chambers has been living with their two young children since they split over the summer.
A family friend told The Post that Chambers, who filed for divorce in July, is “really in shock” and has “not processed any of this yet,” adding: “They went out to the Cayman Islands at the beginning of the pandemic in March as a family and Armie left in late June to go back to California.
“She’s basically been a single mom since then, Armie didn’t see the kids for five months. The kids are her number one priority, so on top of all the emotional stuff she has two kids to take to school and make sure they’re not affected.”
The friend added: “Elizabeth was aware of some infidelity, but she wanted to make the marriage work and thought that he did too.”
Several sources said that Hammer had been madly in love with Chambers. But a major Hollywood publicist told The Post how, once “Call Me By Your Name” boosted his fame, “women were texting him, chasing him — and when he would drink, that’s when he’d run around. Everyone thought he and Elizabeth decided to have an open marriage.”
A representative for Chambers had no comment.
“[These messages] are very shocking for her,” Chambers’ friend added. “He never did any of the weird s- -t with her.”
Another source who knows both Hammer and Chambers said: “My mind is blown. He always appeared so totally normal, he loves grilling, I mean — he was so excited about buying a new smoker and he would have friends over for barbecues and cocktails.
“None of this seems like the Armie that I know. He needs help. Something is terribly wrong, and I just wonder if it’s drugs.”
This week, the Daily Mail published video clips of Hammer declaring “s–t’s getting weird” after sniffing a white substance from someone’s hand and swigging from his beer can while behind the wheel of a car.
On Friday, the Daily Mail posted a video from what is alleged to be Hammer’s secret Instagram account. The post said that he had “THC and benzos” in his system but that the hallucinogenic drug DMT had not showed up in a drug test; he also showed what appeared to be a court mandate ordering him to undergo drug testing as a condition of seeing his children. In the background, a woman wearing lingerie while on her hands and knees in a bed was visible.
“Divorce is so fun. Not as fun as drugs. But what is,” the post read.
A movie insider who worked with Hammer on the set of the 2018 film “On the Basis of Sex,” told The Post that “He would have a water bottle of vodka in the green room before going on TV [interviews] but other than that he was a gentleman.”
A source who has worked with Hammer told The Post that Hammer does “not have a drug habit” but that he will drink heavily for weeks at a time. Asked about the messages, the source said: “Of course Armie is not a cannibal … although BDSM might be weird, it’s not illegal.”
Hammer, a 2018 Golden Globes nominee for Best Supporting Actor, has admitted he came close to “completely losing” his mind while with his family in the Caribbean, which went from a tropical paradise to “draconian lockdown” during the pandemic.
Hammer told British GQ in September that he was at his dad’s apartment with Chambers, their kids and his stepmother.
“We’d be looking out at the ocean, but couldn’t go in the ocean; looking at the beach, but couldn’t go on the beach. We couldn’t leave the apartment, couldn’t go in the pool, couldn’t do anything,” the actor said.
“It was a very complicated, intense situation, with big personalities all locked in a little tiny place … I’d never dealt with anything like that before in my life, so I didn’t have the tools,” Hammer said.
He added: “I think, to be quite frank, I came very close to completely losing my mind.”
While in quarantine, Hammer and Chambers decided to split after 10 years of marriage. Her divorce filing cited irreconcilable differences, and the journalist and entrepreneur has asked the court to grant her primary physical custody of the children.
Back in LA, Hammer embarked on a string of romances. He was seen canoodling with 22-year-old model Paige Lorenze and bakery owner Jessica Ciencin Henriquez, the ex-wife of actor Josh Lucas. But in October, just a month after she was first spotted with Hammer, Henriquez posted a telling meme to Instagram: “How It Started” showed what appeared to be a paparazzi photo of her and Hammer on a lunch date; “How It’s Going” revealed that she had blocked the actor from her account.
And here is one more from Page Six:
Former Disney darling Bella Thorne has taken it upon herself to come to Armie Hammer’s defense amid allegations that he has cannibalistic sexual fantasies.
On Thursday, Thorne took to Instagram to slam “fake screenshots” going around about Hammer, 34, and his unusual proclivities in the bedroom.
“I honestly can’t believe this…people are crazy to fake this kinda s–t this poor guy and his kids like leave him and his family alone. No way he’s a freaking CANNIBAL…..” Thorne, 23, wrote, seemingly unaware that the claims were in relation to his sexual desires, not actual cannibalism.
She added, “Also there’s a million fake screen shots going around.”
Page Six exclusively reported that Hammer once allegedly told his ex-girlfriend Courtney Vucekovich that he wanted to “barbecue and eat” her. Vucekovich also detailed their split.
“He sucks out all the goodness you have left,” she told Page Six on Thursday. “That’s what he did to me. I gave and gave and gave until it hurt.”
Hammer first made his rough sexual preferences public in a Playboy interview in 2013 but said he didn’t act that way with then-wife Elizabeth Chambers.
“I liked the grabbing of the neck and the hair and all that. But then you get married and your sexual appetites change,” he said. “And I mean that for the better — it’s not like I’m suffering in any way. But you can’t really pull your wife’s hair.”