Jack Dorsey Shows Up To Testify Before Congress Looking Like Osama Bin Laden


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HOLY LORD!

What kind of look was this today from Jack Dorsey?

Did anyone bother to tell him he was testifying before Congress, not attending Burning Man?

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Has he been living in Africa for the past 6 months working on Twitter or has he been living in a cave in Afghanistan?

Honestly, all joking aside, when I first saw a picture of Jack Dorsey today, I thought it was a meme.

You know, like someone Photoshopped him to look like Osama Bin Laden to make a Meme saying that he's acting like a Terrorist the way he censors people online.

No.

Seriously folks, he CHOSE to look like this.

All the billions in the world and you can't buy class.  Or common sense.

The jokes were endless, please enjoy:

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For real people, tell me this does not look like a dead wringer for Osama Bin Laden?

From the NY Post:

Well, he isn’t a bald-faced liar.

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey faced a Senate panel on Wednesday after coming under fire over censorship concerns — where he falsely claimed he’d lifted a ban on users posting The Post’s articles on Hunter Biden.

But that wasn’t the only controversy over his hearing — Dorsey’s facial hair also caused a big stir on his own platform.

The tech bigwig’s long, unkempt beard drew a wide range of reactions on the social media platform, with some simply labeling the look “ridiculous.”

“Does Jack Dorsey have no one in his life who loves him enough to have The Beard Conversation?” one user asked.

Noting the coronavirus lockdowns’ possible effects on personal grooming, another person tweeted: “I’ve heard of pandemic beards but this is ridiculous.”

“I do like a man with a beard but Jack Dorsey looks like he smells foosty. Sorry to be mean but he just does,” one user wrote.

Dorsey was also compared to the infamous Russian mystic Rasputin and to Tom Hanks’ character in “Castaway.”

Others thought his chin locks were more reminiscent of Santa Claus, Osama Bin Laden, Gandalf from the “Lords of the Rings” trilogy or even a “wannabe ‘Game of Thrones’ character.”

“I think there may be some Russian interference involved with @jack Dorsey’s beard,” one person joked in reference to Rasputin.

Some users pointed out that with an estimated $10 billion net worth, Dorsey surely could afford to look less disheveled.

“Nice beard Jack Dorsey. With all that money you should really buy a razor,” one user tweeted.

And we end with this:



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