So let me start this off by telling you the greatest comedian alive today is Norm MacDonald.
And the greatest stand up album of all time is Norm’s “Me Doing Standup”.
Notice I didn’t say those were my opinions, I’m saying those are facts. 😂
Stand down Carlin fans, Chris Rock fans, Seinfeld fans, Pryor fans, even Chappelle fans….
They’re all great, but Norm is the king.
Anyway, the first track of this legendary album has Norm joking about how politicians should just claim they’re going to stop death and dying and then they’ll get all the votes.
It’s funny, and REALLY funny when you hear Norm do it.
Was I right?
So here's where Joe Biden comes in.
Biden just claimed that if he's elected President, he will cure cancer!
It's like he ripped Norm MacDonald's bit from 1990 and didn't realize Norm was mocking politicians over it!
Which isn't totally surprising given that Biden has faced multiple plagiarism accusations over his career.
Here's more, from Fox News:
At a campaign event in Ottumwa, Iowa, Biden expressed the difficulty one faces with a "loss" of a family member and others attempt to comfort them saying, "'I know how you feel'" when in reality they have "no idea how I feel," which is likely in reference to the loss of his son Beau Biden, who died in 2015 from brain cancer.
"That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that... I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer," Biden declared.His remarks were welcomed with applause.
In 2016, Biden headed the "Cancer Moonshot" program during the Obama administration in a renewed effort to find a cure for cancer. He also launched the Biden Cancer Initiative after leaving office.
The announcement was ROUNDLY mocked on Twitter, with many people asking why he didn't go ahead and cure cancer during the 8 years he was already in the White House.
4th of July Sale!
Only while the free hats last.