Excuse me while I compose myself, I still have tears in my eyes from that headline!
A porno career?
I guess so.
After all, when you make headlines like these it’s hard to take you seriously:
But Stormy wants us all to feel sorry for her, claiming her "career" is now ruined, all thanks to politics and Donald Trump.
Here's more, from Newsweek:
The Donald Trump sex scandal has “completely destroyed” Stormy Daniels’ writing and directing career, the adult film actress told members of the Oxford Union debating society Thursday evening.
The political “shitshow" of the last ten months left her with no capacity to write movies—her favorite part of working in porn—she said during an event entitled "Sex, Guns and Other Fluff: How Porn Can Set You Free."
But Daniels—real name Stephanie Clifford—vowed to keep working in the adult film world. Although she was on "an unofficial break" from writing and directing, she said she certainly hadn't retired. "I'll probably never leave the adult film industry," she added.
Producing a porn film, Daniels told the packed debating hall, was an intensive process. "I write the script down, I do the budget, I do the shoot schedule, I pick out the wardrobe," she said.
Daniels sued U.S. President Donald Trump and lawyer Michael Cohen earlier this year over a non-disclosure agreement concerning an alleged affair between the actress and the mogul. She maintains the two had sex in 2006, about a year into Trump's marriage to current first lady Melania Trump.
“I had no idea what I was getting myself into,” she told the audience, referring to the ongoing scandal. “Nor would I realize what a huge impact the circus would have, not only on my life, but the rest of the world.”
Daniels went on to praise the benefits of sex education and pornography, conceding the adult film industry was hardly free from scandal.
But politics, she said, is "a much dirtier job than [mine]."
During the event, Daniels also addressed Wednesday's arrest of her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, over domestic violence allegations. She echoed a statement made earlier Thursday, saying that "right now they're just allegations and I'm gonna reserve judgement."
"If the allegations turn out to be true," she said, "then I will definitely be seeking new representation."
Breitbart also had a lot to cover:
Stormy Daniels says that President Trump “completely destroyed” her porn career.
Although Daniels made all the decisions that dropped her into what she describes as a political “shitshow” — it was her decision to violate the non-disclosure agreement she had with Trump about their alleged one night stand in 2006, her decision to retain publicity-seeking Michael Avenatti as her attorney, her decision to sue (and lose) Trump for defamation — she still says it “completely destroyed” her career in porn.
Daniels made the comments during an appearance at the Oxford Union debating society last week at an event called, “Sex, Guns and Other Fluff: How Porn Can Set You Free.”
“I had no idea what I was getting myself into,” she complained. “Nor would I realize what a huge impact the circus would have, not only on my life, but the rest of the world.”
According to her Twitter feed, though, Daniels porn career is not on hold. She is still promoting dates for her “totally nude” strip show and her $14.99 subscription service that appears to be updated regularly with Daniels in porn videos.
What a world we live in.....