Poop Allegedly Found in Aisle Near Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Attending NYC Broadway Show

While Hillary and Chelsea Clinton attended an NYC Broadway show, the theater staff allegedly found poop in the aisle near the two.

The mother and daughter attended a rendition of Some Like It Hot at Shubert Theater.

The incident reportedly occurred before the show’s intermission.

Fan poops in aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show https://t.co/zl1R6COYmM pic.twitter.com/9fZmw4OKXA

— Page Six (@PageSix) March 20, 2023

It’s unclear if this turd was a one-time incident or regular occurrence at the theater.

Page Six had the details:

Some like it … steaming hot.

Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Shubert Theater — and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at “Some Like It Hot.”

A source close to the show insists that it was a regrettable one-off incident.

But another source tells us that the theater’s staff said that the s–t’s (almost) hit the fans at other performances as well.

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source, “the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”

The insider added, “The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”

Two human turds in the aisle next to the political duo? I’d say perfect placement. https://t.co/rm6372AUDJ

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) March 21, 2023

Breitbart added:

Neither Hillary Clinton nor Chelsea Clinton has indicated they knew of the incident.

One of the sources said an eyewitness “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.”

The source said that the person could either be intentionally pooping in the theater or smuggling it in from elsewhere.

“There is someone who is either shitting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater,” the source said.

Another source refuted that statement and called the putrid act a sad accident.