SAD AND DESPERATE: Jimmy Fallon Raps About New “Covid Variant”

Ahhh Jimmy, bro….

Why?

I mean, they are reportedly paying you $80 million, so I guess they get to control you like a puppet, but damn man this is sad.

I’ll just let you watch for yourself:

SAD AND DESPERATE: Jimmy Fallon raps about the new XBB.1.5 "Covid variant".@jimmyfallon #JimmyFallon #COVID #NewVariant #Vaxx

Oh I guess I'd better run out and get jabbed because Jimmy Fallon did a rap — said no one ever.

Was he forced to do this? pic.twitter.com/dzwC4bpG5C

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) January 7, 2023

Matthew is right:

Jimmy Fallon singing about how XBB.1.5 is the best Covid variant yet.. This is 5th Gen Warfare.. You are under attack pic.twitter.com/NIapNFiOPY

— Matthew Miller Skow (@SkowMatthew) January 7, 2023

Very bizarre:

Wow. Talk about sad and desperate.

Watch @jimmyfallon’s bizarre Covid 19 propaganda number ⬇️.

I remember when @FallonTonight used to be funny…

You have to wonder who actually watches this and laughs?! pic.twitter.com/g3AaGvgeD3

— Stephanie Hamill (@STEPHMHAMILL) January 7, 2023

Dang, cable news is reportedly crushing him in the ratings…

Headline-NBC Execs Regret Paying Jimmy Fallon $80 Million Contract Extension as Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld Beats 'Tonight Show' In Ratings. Fallon is drawing less than 1.3 million viewers, half of Gutfeld's audience! pic.twitter.com/P4tjdfP0JN

— Ron Milner (@RonMilnerBoodle) January 6, 2023

I guess now you know why.

This is accurate — look at his eyes, he looks like he’s being forced to do this:

https://twitter.com/EightRedux/status/1611232451749380103