NOT SATIRE: Zelensky Just Gave Biden The “Butthole” Award

Sadly, this is NOT satire…

Not The Bee.

Not The Onion.

Real news.

Real world.

I don’t even know how, but it is.

I actually had to source this from multiple places to make sure this wasn’t edited or fake.

It’s not.

They are literally laughing at us to our faces…

Imagine giving someone $80 billion dollars in a money laundering scheme, errrrrrrrrr “for defensive purposes” and in return getting an award from a guy named “Butthole”….

No, I’m not making that up.

Zelensky showed up in Washington, D.C. today — just taking a little break from the war, no big deal — and he’s already causing quite a stir.

But nothing worse than presenting the President of the United States with an award from “Butthole”.

I tell the truth.

Watch here:

Are you freaking kidding me?

Zelensky gives Biden a gift from "Butthole"?#Butthole#Biden#Zelensky pic.twitter.com/KOnuonRJEA

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) December 22, 2022

Backup here on Rumble:

Yes, other people are just as perplexed as I am….

Is this actually possible?

https://twitter.com/Monkey_Boy42/status/1605649368152829954

We all heard it with our own two ears!

And because that first video is edited and from TikTok, I don’t want someone telling me it’s “fake”.

So I found the Fox News version.

SAME THING!

Zelensky thanks Biden for his support and presents him with a gift from a military captain who said to give it to "a very brave president." pic.twitter.com/5Wg6Xqtu7D

— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) December 21, 2022

These people have gotten so arrogant they are openly mocking us to our face and having a big laugh…I promise you this was intentional.

LAUNDER and STEAL $80 billion of your tax dollars and then mock Biden by saying he got an award from “Butthole”.

Do you hear “Butthole”?

I mean, he said it TWICE!

But I’m curious to see what you think…

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And I can’t really end this post without an homage to the king of “Butthole” smack…..Van Smack himself: