Heads up!
This is parody!
Fair warning up front…no, this is not President Trump’s actual first tweet back.
We’re still waiting on that, although I do believe he will start using Twitter again.
He’ll use Twitter and Truth.
But while this is not “hard news” it is absolutely hilarious!
Man, I love this guy…
This is Captain Deplorable, and he’s the best Trump impersonator I have ever seen.
Hands down, not even close.
And he’s back with one of his funniest bits ever.
I give you….President Trump trying to figure out his first Tweet back on Twitter:
TRUMP'S FIRST TWEET BACK ON TWITTER!#MAGA #Trump #CaptainDeplorable #TrumpIsBack #Trump2024 #USA #AmericaFirst #STAYLOUD #LOUDMAJORITY@CaptnDeplorable pic.twitter.com/tDiUyKHFCI
— Shawn Farash ❌🐻 (@Shawn_Farash) November 20, 2022
Backup on TikTok:
@captaindeplorable TRUMP’S FIRST TWEET BACK ON TWITTER! #MAGA #Trump #Funny #fyp #CaptainDeplorable #TrumpIsBack #Trump2024 #TWITTER #USA #AmericaFirst #greenscreenvideo
This is his official Twitter profile for Captain Deplorable if you want to follow him here:
TRUMP'S FIRST TWEET BACK ON TWITTER!#MAGA #Trump #CaptainDeplorable #TrumpIsBack #Trump2024 #USA #AmericaFirst pic.twitter.com/dK8dAgSHao
— Captain Deplorable (@CaptnDeplorable) November 20, 2022
If you want some more, keep reading…
Captain Deplorable Is Back: Trump Gives The Weather Report
This guy is one of our absolute favorites around here…
He goes by the name Captain Deplorable and he’s hands down the best Trump impersonator I have ever seen.
We’re talking about the best, ok?
A little something we like to call the Tippy Top of Trump impersonators…
Everything from the writing, to the voice, to the pauses, to the breathing, to the word choices and everything in between, he’s nailed it.
If you close your eyes, I challenge any of you to tell me this isn’t DJT himself!
And the best part is you can tell he is doing it in fun and if I had to guess probably a true fan of #45, not like Saturday Night Live and their stupid mockery.
This is actually good, real comedy.
Ok, so without further delay I give you the latest: President Trump delivers the weather report.
I died when he got to Rosie O’Donnell.
Watch here:
@captaindeplorable TRUMP THE WEATHERMAN BLIZZARD FORECAST! #Trump #MAGA #fyp #Funny #STAYLOUD #LOUDMAJORITY #USA #AmericaFirst #Weather #Blizzard #Snow #Winter
Backup here:
TRUMP THE WEATHERMAN, BLIZZARD FORECAST! #TrumpWeatherReport #SnowStorm #Blizzard #STAYLOUD #LOUDMAJORITY #USA #AmericaFirst #CaptainDeplorable #OfficialCaptainDeplorable #MAGA pic.twitter.com/HQwhvqCHeB
— Captain Deplorable (@CaptnDeplorable) January 29, 2022
And if you loved that, I have to show you this…
My man CaptainDeplorable45 made a video all about WeLoveTrump.com and it’s absolute perfection!
It just keeps getting better each time you watch.
A real favorite of mine.
I don’t know how he does these but this man is a genius!
You gotta watch this, it’s so good.
Watch here on Rumble:
Backup here:
I Love You!! #WeLoveTrumpDotCom #MAGA #TrumpLovesWeLoveTrumpDotCom #WLT #RealNews #STAYLOUD #LOUDMAJORITY #USA #AmericaFirst #CaptainDeplorable #OfficialCaptainDeplorable https://t.co/0AVv5ouPRr
— Captain Deplorable (@CaptnDeplorable) January 9, 2022
My man, you absolutely NAILED IT!
I’m still laughing…so awesome, thank you!
If you want more, you can find a bunch more at his website here (more videos, swag, etc) 👉 https://www.captaindeplorable45.com
More hilarious Sound Bites here 👉 https://www.captaindeplorable45.com/sound-bites
And follow him on his social media which is where he posts all the latest videos:
Twitter 👉 https://twitter.com/captndeplorable
IG 👉 https://www.instagram.com/CaptainDeplorable45/
TikTok 👉 https://www.tiktok.com/@captaindeplorable
And if you want more, check out two of my other favorites…
Trump Goes To Arbys:
And Trump Goes To Taco Bell:
And...
Since we're talking about Trump on Twitter, let's take a minute to honor his best Tweets of all time, shall we?
TOP TEN: The Best Trump Tweets Of All Time!
Remember when David Letterman used to do his Top 10 list?
It was the best.
And even though Letterman was left-leaning and did not like Trump, he was at least still funny!
Unlike the trolls on late night these days.
They are mean and angry and would rather push an agenda than actually be funny.
Anyway, I digress...
In honor of President Trump being reinstated to Twitter, and as an homage to David Letterman's Top 10 Lists, I give you my favorite Trump tweets of all time.
They range from the serious to the hilarious and everything in between.
Please understand I post these with all the best intention because WeLoveTrump and I truly honestly love these all on so many levels.
Never change, Mr. President -- we love ya!
These are so good, enjoy:
Starting with the serious:
Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2012
It would become a prevailing theme of his movement and of the Q community.
For good reason.
I had actually not seen this next one before doing this research and it's pure perfection:
I don’t like seeing the Pope standing at the checkout counter (front desk) of a hotel in order to pay his bill. It’s not Pope-like!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 19, 2013
Classic Trump:
It makes me feel so good to hit "sleazebags" back -- much better than seeing a psychiatrist (which I never have!)
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2012
Love a comment I saw on this next one: Is that what they call an Indian burn?
Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 14, 2019
FLASHBACK: Elizabeth Warren Tells Husband “Thank you for being here”
One of the most famous:
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA pic.twitter.com/k01Mc6CuDI
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2016
A personal favorite:
While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2012
Another well known, serious, classic:
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
Classic Trump:
Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2014
Hey, that is weird:
When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump. When he was 18, @BarackObama was Barry Soweto. Weird.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 12, 2012
Another Indian burn?
Today Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to by me as Pocahontas, joined the race for President. Will she run as our first Native American presidential candidate, or has she decided that after 32 years, this is not playing so well anymore? See you on the campaign TRAIL, Liz!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 9, 2019
Trump knows:
Many people walked out on Madonna's concert when she told them to vote for Obama. Years ago I walked out because the concert was terrible!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2012
This is on my Mt. Rushmore of favorite Trump tweets:
Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2011
So is this:
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012
Another serious one, prophetic?
Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
Another gem:
Remember this?
Trump has always known about the poison vaccines:
Of course we have the Very Stable Genius:
Another one that propelled his campaign launch:
And we have to end with the most famous of all...
covfefe:
Which is your favorite?
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