Another gateway to vaccine passports has hit the market.
And it’s name is the ImmunaBand.
If you need to calm panicked, brainwashed individuals that you’re fully protected, the adjustable bracelet shows that you’ve been a good sheep.
Your unique QR code shows that you obediently obeyed and received your experimental COVID-19 jab to please the medical overlords.
Big Pharma is grinning from ear to ear counting their profits while preparing your next booster shot.
By flaunting your ImmunaBand, you show that you’re fully cooperating with the ‘New Normal.’
And since you’re proving to others that you’re fully vaccinated, you can function in society normally with zero restrictions.
At least until the medical overlords say there’s another variant.
Here’s what others thought of the ImmunaBand:
The ImmunaBand is a gateway into vaccine passports, which is a gateway into a credit social score system. It’s called the Foot In The Door Tactic.
— The Sheep Hate This Account😌 (@skye_daddy) June 29, 2021
https://twitter.com/samanthamarika1/status/1409739872911314944
It's your DIGITAL ID & VAXXX PASSPORT all rolled up in a convenient, flashy bit of wrist band.
All for less than $18 USD.Plus look at all the guilt tripping language employed. https://t.co/bTkZJLcSg7
— clif (@clif_high) June 28, 2021
https://twitter.com/Rakiko_Hime/status/1409675561232855046
But the sheep are loving their flashy new wristband:
@ImmunaBand
Received my #ImmunaBand this morning 😊👍🏼 pic.twitter.com/i0Nu0t5Tq1— IndigenousPeople🟧 🌻🤟🏽🌻🤟🏽🌻 (@lastbreath8) June 23, 2021
🤦♂️ ImmunaBand is committed to helping defeat the pandemic 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/IkcNEeN73E
— BlackHalt (@BlackHalt) June 29, 2021
Here’s more:
Take me (and my #ImmunaBand) out to the (@Mets) ballgame! ⚾ #NYMets pic.twitter.com/TFyoD2cmWG
— ImmunaBand (@ImmunaBand) June 24, 2021
To safely return to normal operations, businesses need a way to verify vaccination for their employees. Learn more about our newest solution, ImmunaWork, at https://t.co/suHMF0UuPp#ImmunaBand #BusinessSolutions #GetVaccinated
— ImmunaBand (@ImmunaBand) June 22, 2021
Never worry about your vaccine info again with this handy bracelet https://t.co/YTuQpbKoNN
— ImmunaBand (@ImmunaBand) June 28, 2021
The New York Post had more info:
Whether it’s Pfizer, Moderna or Johnson & Johnson, more and more New Yorkers are getting vaccinated so that we can protect each other, and especially protect vulnerable populations. It’s also becoming more apparent that being able to prove your vaccination status will be a useful thing going forward. Being able to prove that you’re fully vaccinated could become an essential way of living and being able to live a life of normality, like before the pandemic.
The ImmunaBand Vaccination Band is a useful tool that can help in this situation, and it’s currently on sale for $17.95, a small price to pay in order to be able to prove your vaccinated status wherever you go.
Wearing this band can indicate to everyone around you that you’ve had your COVID-19 vaccination – and that you’re fully vaccinated. The seamless bracelet from ImmunaBand helps to ease the uncertainty everyone is still feeling about the pandemic, and also offers a hopeful symbol of society’s eventual defeat of the virus. The bracelet is comfortable and easy to put on, and is made from durable silicone and stainless steel. It’s available in one size that will fit everyone and weighs a slight .75 ounces.
The bracelet also features a unique QR code that can show your COVID-19 vaccination card. Simply use the camera app on any smartphone to scan the QR code, enter the PIN you set up, and you can view your CDC vaccination card on the device.
The ImmunaBand Vaccination Band is now on sale for just $17.95 and could allow you to more quickly get back to the pre-pandemic life we’ve been missing.
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