Clintons Cancel First U.S. Tour Stop In Texas; Tickets Reportedly Going For Under $7.00, Stadiums Near Empty

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Just a few years ago, the Clintons were commanding 6-figures to give a speech.  Now they (allegedly!) can’t fill a stadium for $7 a ticket.  

My personal favorite part of this story is this Tweet that claims the Clintons ticket is going for under $9 at this particular venue, meanwhile children’s show Peppa Pig is selling for SIX TIMES that three days later at $54 a ticket.  

Ouch.

Losing out to a fictitional kids show who’s characters look like giant [censored] heads.  

I’ve censored that comment, so you can draw your own conclusions about what Peppa Pig looks like, here you go:

Anyway, my point is, Bill and Hillary are worth SIX TIMES less value than this!

Hilarious.

How the mighty have fallen!

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